20 00:00:46,157 --> 00:00:48,316 You can't just leave him. Can't I? 21 00:00:48,317 --> 00:00:50,316 Why not? He left me. 22 00:00:50,317 --> 00:00:53,036 I mean, you can't just abandon him in the middle of nowhere. 23 00:00:53,037 --> 00:00:55,796 You think I should let him humiliate me over and over again... 24 00:00:55,797 --> 00:01:00,516 Bend! ..and pretend that everything's fine and dandy, when in actual fact 25 00:01:00,517 --> 00:01:02,357 I'm having a nervous bloody breakdown? 26 00:01:02,358 --> 00:01:03,597 Mum! 27 00:01:16,077 --> 00:01:17,157 Oh. 28 00:01:18,317 --> 00:01:19,357 Are you all right? 29 00:01:20,637 --> 00:01:21,717 Caroline? 30 00:01:36,637 --> 00:01:40,396 Idiot. You're an idiot. 31 00:01:40,397 --> 00:01:42,676 Why am I an idiot? Telling her. 32 00:01:42,677 --> 00:01:44,996 He probably wasn't even doing anything. 33 00:01:44,997 --> 00:01:47,276 He hates her. He hates Judith. 34 00:01:47,277 --> 00:01:49,837 He was probably just trying to get rid of her. 35 00:02:00,437 --> 00:02:01,477 Mum. 36 00:02:05,477 --> 00:02:07,036 I'm sorry. 37 00:02:07,037 --> 00:02:08,556 I shouldn't have said anything. 38 00:02:08,557 --> 00:02:10,475 They weren't doing anything. They were just drunk. 39 00:02:10,476 --> 00:02:11,917 He let her into the house. 40 00:02:13,437 --> 00:02:15,956 It doesn't matter whether they were doing anything or not. 41 00:02:15,957 --> 00:02:19,957 What matters is that he's shallow and weak-willed... 42 00:02:21,317 --> 00:02:23,557 and I can't trust him. 43 00:02:24,557 --> 00:02:25,797 Much as I'd like to. 44 00:02:27,437 --> 00:02:28,477 For your sake. 45 00:02:29,757 --> 00:02:31,556 My sake. 46 00:02:31,557 --> 00:02:32,997 Everyone's sake. 47 00:02:45,957 --> 00:02:47,397 Are you all right, Mum? 48 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:51,277 Are you? 49 00:02:54,397 --> 00:02:55,757 Come on. 50 00:03:10,037 --> 00:03:12,516 I couldn't find a parking space. 51 00:03:12,517 --> 00:03:13,677 What have they said? 52 00:03:15,317 --> 00:03:18,636 Um... they're not pressing charges. It is just a caution. 53 00:03:18,637 --> 00:03:19,677 Oh. 54 00:03:21,397 --> 00:03:25,276 Here, I know it looks extravagant, the car. 55 00:03:25,277 --> 00:03:29,117 And, yeah, your mother might have liked one, but I don't know, I... 56 00:03:30,917 --> 00:03:33,597 She were never bothered about cars. 57 00:03:35,797 --> 00:03:36,837 Odd. 58 00:03:38,037 --> 00:03:42,517 That thing you said about my mother not giving you that note. 59 00:03:45,277 --> 00:03:48,036 Do you wish she had? Given it to you? 60 00:03:48,037 --> 00:03:50,276 Well, you can't think like that, can you? 61 00:03:50,277 --> 00:03:51,876 No, but do you? 62 00:03:51,877 --> 00:03:54,396 No! Course not! 63 00:03:54,397 --> 00:03:58,436 But you aren't cross with her, for not doing? 64 00:03:58,437 --> 00:03:59,597 No. 65 00:04:02,437 --> 00:04:05,996 She was a fantastic woman, my mother. 66 00:04:05,997 --> 00:04:08,716 Yeah, she were. You're right. 67 00:04:08,717 --> 00:04:10,717 I've certainly got no complaints. 68 00:04:13,917 --> 00:04:15,916 Done and dusted. 69 00:04:15,917 --> 00:04:19,516 And next time, give the weedy little twat a wide berth. 70 00:04:19,517 --> 00:04:21,237 You all right? 71 00:04:24,757 --> 00:04:25,877 What were it about? 72 00:04:27,597 --> 00:04:31,277 Gillian? You know as much as me, Robbie. 73 00:04:50,157 --> 00:04:53,556 What did he say, the inspector? Stuff. 74 00:04:53,557 --> 00:04:55,357 I'll see you back there. Right. 75 00:04:56,597 --> 00:04:59,037 And what was Paul Jaktri saying? 76 00:05:00,077 --> 00:05:01,236 Shit. 77 00:05:01,237 --> 00:05:03,637 What kind of shit? Can I go in t'Lexus with my grandad? 78 00:05:03,638 --> 00:05:05,677 What kind of shit? Grandad, can I go with you? 79 00:05:08,597 --> 00:05:10,596 You OK? I'm sorry I spoilt your party. 80 00:05:10,597 --> 00:05:11,637 Ah... 81 00:05:39,437 --> 00:05:40,717 Ah. 82 00:05:43,197 --> 00:05:44,556 I'm going to my room. 83 00:05:44,557 --> 00:05:47,716 I thought I'd better hang about. You left the door unlocked. 84 00:05:47,717 --> 00:05:50,276 I'll ring Celia, see if she's all right. 85 00:05:50,277 --> 00:05:51,756 Right. Mm. 86 00:05:51,757 --> 00:05:56,517 How... how were things at the, um... police station? 87 00:05:58,757 --> 00:06:02,596 I'd hate you and Caroline to get the wrong idea about us. 88 00:06:02,597 --> 00:06:04,236 For my dad's sake. 89 00:06:04,237 --> 00:06:07,556 This isn't how he behaves, Raffy. He's a good lad. 90 00:06:07,557 --> 00:06:08,916 I'm sure he is. 91 00:06:08,917 --> 00:06:13,236 God knows why he couldn't rise above it. He... he would do normally. 92 00:06:13,237 --> 00:06:15,636 Kids. Well, boys, anyway. 93 00:06:15,637 --> 00:06:17,316 I...I helped myself. Good. 94 00:06:17,317 --> 00:06:19,437 I hope that's... Absolutely fine. 95 00:06:21,757 --> 00:06:24,556 Sorry about... What? 96 00:06:24,557 --> 00:06:27,596 Oh, dirty linen in public. Me and Caroline. 97 00:06:27,597 --> 00:06:31,436 Hey, listen. Don't apologise to me. 98 00:06:31,437 --> 00:06:34,756 Not for anything. I don't judge people. 99 00:06:34,757 --> 00:06:37,996 Never have done. Life's too short. 100 00:06:37,997 --> 00:06:40,316 Let's be frank. 101 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:43,597 We're none of us perfect. The ironic thing is... 102 00:06:44,797 --> 00:06:47,076 What? Oh. 103 00:06:47,077 --> 00:06:49,556 I had this... 104 00:06:49,557 --> 00:06:51,436 fling thing, 105 00:06:51,437 --> 00:06:53,476 affair-fest, 106 00:06:53,477 --> 00:06:56,236 embarrassing mistake thing with this Judith, 107 00:06:56,237 --> 00:06:58,957 four... three months ago. 108 00:06:59,917 --> 00:07:01,237 Tell me when I get boring. 109 00:07:01,238 --> 00:07:03,756 Oh, the point is she... 110 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:08,036 I was in the house by myself. Our house, mine and Caroline's. 111 00:07:08,037 --> 00:07:11,316 And she turns up. Judith. 112 00:07:11,317 --> 00:07:15,076 And I can't get rid of her. William comes home from school early, 113 00:07:15,077 --> 00:07:17,196 because he's in the middle of his A levels. 114 00:07:17,197 --> 00:07:19,676 He assumes we're up to stuff. 115 00:07:19,677 --> 00:07:21,956 Which we're not. Absolutely not. All over. 116 00:07:21,957 --> 00:07:24,076 Thing of the past. Big, bad mistake. 117 00:07:24,077 --> 00:07:28,996 Desperately grateful to be back with glorious, snotty, mad Caroline, 118 00:07:28,997 --> 00:07:30,517 albeit in the spare bedroom. 119 00:07:31,557 --> 00:07:36,117 But now she's gone all berserk and says I'm out on my ear again. 120 00:07:37,637 --> 00:07:39,076 Shit. 121 00:07:39,077 --> 00:07:40,117 I've... 122 00:07:42,197 --> 00:07:45,716 just got to pop upstairs and see if Raffy's OK. 123 00:07:45,717 --> 00:07:47,556 Sure. 124 00:07:47,557 --> 00:07:49,477 Sure. 125 00:08:02,077 --> 00:08:03,117 Raff? 126 00:08:05,077 --> 00:08:08,676 I want to know what Paul was saying that made you so cross. 127 00:08:08,677 --> 00:08:12,796 He's an idiot. Well, I can't say I'd argue with you over that. 128 00:08:12,797 --> 00:08:15,037 And you're an idiot as well. 129 00:08:28,557 --> 00:08:31,197 How's the car? Smashing. 130 00:08:32,237 --> 00:08:34,556 You couldn't drive me to the nearest railway? 131 00:08:34,557 --> 00:08:37,836 Well, where are you heading? Well, Harrogate. 132 00:08:37,837 --> 00:08:41,516 Well, I'll drive you there. I'm off over to see Celia. She's barely seen that car. 133 00:08:41,517 --> 00:08:43,756 But it'll have to be tomorrow morning. 134 00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:45,756 I'm not setting off now! 135 00:08:45,757 --> 00:08:49,556 It's dark. Fine. Great. Is that...? 136 00:08:49,557 --> 00:08:51,957 So... so could I stay? 137 00:08:54,077 --> 00:08:55,597 Can he stay? 138 00:08:56,677 --> 00:09:00,956 Alan's very kindly offered me a lift back to Harrogate tomorrow morning. Course. 139 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:05,476 Only I'd be grateful if you... you didn't drink any more. 140 00:09:05,477 --> 00:09:08,556 I don't want you throwing up in t'car before Celia's even sat in it. 141 00:09:08,557 --> 00:09:09,876 Celia all right? 142 00:09:09,877 --> 00:09:14,356 Well, I think she'd have liked a turn in t'car. 143 00:09:14,357 --> 00:09:19,117 Perhaps I should phone for that taxi. Don't be daft. You stay put. Oh, I'll go and put t'kettle on. 144 00:09:24,437 --> 00:09:26,676 You want to stick up for yourself more, you do. 145 00:09:26,677 --> 00:09:28,797 Me? Yeah. 146 00:09:30,197 --> 00:09:32,876 You know, if you weren't doing owt, 147 00:09:32,877 --> 00:09:37,157 if you genuinely weren't doing owt with this Judith... 148 00:09:38,357 --> 00:09:41,356 why accept being chucked out? 149 00:09:41,357 --> 00:09:43,917 And presumably half the house is yours. 150 00:10:18,077 --> 00:10:20,316 Morning, everyone! 151 00:10:20,317 --> 00:10:23,036 Daddy's back! Daddy's home! 152 00:10:23,037 --> 00:10:26,116 ♪ Allons enfants de la Patrie 153 00:10:26,117 --> 00:10:28,876 ♪ Le jour de gloire est arrive! ♪ 154 00:10:28,877 --> 00:10:31,436 Breakfast! I'm cooking! 155 00:10:31,437 --> 00:10:34,117 Who wants pancakes? 156 00:10:52,957 --> 00:10:54,716 Morning! It's ten to eight. 157 00:10:54,717 --> 00:10:57,077 Yes, I... Sorry I'm late. 158 00:10:59,597 --> 00:11:01,997 Oh! 159 00:11:04,557 --> 00:11:08,796 'The Sunday morning service comes from the church of St James the Great...' 160 00:11:08,797 --> 00:11:10,357 Oh, piss off. 161 00:11:28,397 --> 00:11:30,196 Pa-pa-pa pom! 162 00:11:30,197 --> 00:11:32,276 Do you believe in God? 163 00:11:32,277 --> 00:11:35,876 I used to... to believe. 164 00:11:35,877 --> 00:11:37,717 Mid-to-late 1970s. 165 00:11:40,357 --> 00:11:43,836 What happened in the mid-to-late 1970s? 166 00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:46,076 I'm not sure. 167 00:11:46,077 --> 00:11:50,996 But, er... that's when we just seemed to stop going. Why? 168 00:11:50,997 --> 00:11:55,876 I think I'd like to get married in a church rather than a registry office... 169 00:11:55,877 --> 00:11:57,836 on reflection. 170 00:11:57,837 --> 00:12:00,476 Who's that making that din? Well, we can do. 171 00:12:00,477 --> 00:12:02,956 I...I don't think it's obligatory these days, 172 00:12:02,957 --> 00:12:06,197 to believe in God, just cos you want to get wed in church. 173 00:12:10,917 --> 00:12:14,156 What the hell on earth do you think you're doing?! Morning, darling. 174 00:12:14,157 --> 00:12:16,676 Don't you shitting well "darling" me! Potty mouth. 175 00:12:16,677 --> 00:12:18,996 What are you doing? Breakfast. Want some? 176 00:12:18,997 --> 00:12:20,636 Is that John? Has she let him in? 177 00:12:20,637 --> 00:12:22,716 I live here! How has he got back? 178 00:12:22,717 --> 00:12:26,956 No, you don't live here, because I chucked you out for being an arsehole! 179 00:12:26,957 --> 00:12:29,036 Yes, well... 180 00:12:29,037 --> 00:12:30,876 half this house is mine! 181 00:12:30,877 --> 00:12:33,476 I wasn't doing anything wrong! She turned up! 182 00:12:33,477 --> 00:12:35,635 William exaggerated! Get over it! Don't you touch that! 183 00:12:35,636 --> 00:12:37,517 And next time your mother slaps me, 184 00:12:37,518 --> 00:12:41,476 you tell her I will slap her right back! Harder! 185 00:12:41,477 --> 00:12:44,236 You are not making a mess in my kitchen! 186 00:12:44,237 --> 00:12:47,156 That's right! I'm making a mess in my kitchen! 187 00:12:47,157 --> 00:12:51,236 You forfeited any right to anything when you went off shagging that whore! 188 00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:54,396 Shout a little bit louder, Caroline! 189 00:12:54,397 --> 00:12:56,316 It's not funny! No. 190 00:12:56,317 --> 00:13:00,396 Morally, I can't argue with you. Legally, however, a tad more compromise! 191 00:13:00,397 --> 00:13:02,316 I do not want you here! 192 00:13:02,317 --> 00:13:06,076 Well, I don't mind you being here. It isn't like there isn't room, is it? 193 00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:07,956 So, if you can't be civil to me, 194 00:13:07,957 --> 00:13:10,356 just bugger off into another room, all right? 195 00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:12,717 Because if you're going to be difficult and unco-operative, 196 00:13:12,718 --> 00:13:15,716 I might just chuck all your things out, OK? 197 00:13:15,717 --> 00:13:17,236 What's happening? 198 00:13:17,237 --> 00:13:18,757 Nothing. 199 00:13:20,477 --> 00:13:22,476 Your father's behaving like a pig! 200 00:13:22,477 --> 00:13:24,357 Oh, damn. She's shut the window. 201 00:13:25,357 --> 00:13:28,796 You see, I'm not behaving like a pig. I'm willing to be entirely reasonable. 202 00:13:28,797 --> 00:13:31,637 You're doing breakfast, Popsicle? Yes, I am. Cool. 203 00:13:43,757 --> 00:13:45,877 It's not funny! 204 00:13:50,877 --> 00:13:52,836 Hey! 205 00:13:52,837 --> 00:13:55,717 How do you fancy driving over to Buckstones Ridge? 206 00:14:01,037 --> 00:14:03,557 Oh... 207 00:14:47,957 --> 00:14:49,157 I'm just off to work. 208 00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:53,237 Raff. 209 00:15:28,437 --> 00:15:29,556 Ah. 210 00:15:29,557 --> 00:15:31,596 What have you been saying to our Raff? 211 00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,756 Oh, steady on, Gillian. And going to the police? 212 00:15:33,757 --> 00:15:37,716 What kind of bloke gets beaten up by a 16-year-old and goes whining to the police? 213 00:15:37,717 --> 00:15:40,115 How about, "Thank you, Paul, for not pressing charges"? 214 00:15:40,116 --> 00:15:41,197 What did you say to him? 215 00:15:41,198 --> 00:15:43,716 "Thank you, Paul, for letting him get off with a caution." 216 00:15:43,717 --> 00:15:46,276 Nowt. I were just, like... You know. 217 00:15:46,277 --> 00:15:47,556 What? 218 00:15:47,557 --> 00:15:49,556 I were just saying what a fine woman you was. 219 00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:51,196 You idiot. Any time, love. 220 00:15:51,197 --> 00:15:53,476 Well, he didn't believe you, anyway. Ha-ha. 221 00:15:53,477 --> 00:15:55,436 Nah, he did. 222 00:15:55,437 --> 00:15:58,996 Not to start with, cheeky git. 223 00:15:58,997 --> 00:16:02,996 Not till I described the way your wallpaper's peeling off above t'window where it's damp. 224 00:16:02,997 --> 00:16:05,276 And your five million pair of shoes. 225 00:16:05,277 --> 00:16:08,956 And that photo he has by his bed of him, his Uncle Robbie and his dad. 226 00:16:08,957 --> 00:16:11,276 Yeah, yeah, I think that's when he realised 227 00:16:11,277 --> 00:16:13,716 I really had been in your upstairs. 228 00:16:13,717 --> 00:16:16,557 He went mad. Lickle bastard. 229 00:16:23,317 --> 00:16:24,997 That's... 230 00:17:28,597 --> 00:17:31,156 Hello? Gillian? 231 00:17:31,157 --> 00:17:34,156 Yeah? It's John Elliot. 232 00:17:34,157 --> 00:17:35,596 Caroline's husband. 233 00:17:35,597 --> 00:17:37,596 Oh. 234 00:17:37,597 --> 00:17:40,916 John. 235 00:17:40,917 --> 00:17:42,516 Hello. 236 00:17:42,517 --> 00:17:45,716 I'm just ringing to say thank you for putting me up last night. 237 00:17:45,717 --> 00:17:47,076 Oh, that's... 238 00:17:47,077 --> 00:17:50,796 I stuck up for myself, and, er... well, she didn't like it. 239 00:17:50,797 --> 00:17:52,676 Not surprisingly. 240 00:17:52,677 --> 00:17:54,516 But I did it. 241 00:17:54,517 --> 00:17:57,716 He's talking to someone. 242 00:17:57,717 --> 00:18:00,796 'Who?' I've got no idea. He's smirking. 243 00:18:00,797 --> 00:18:02,916 It's probably her, Judith. 244 00:18:02,917 --> 00:18:06,756 Well, I've no idea, Caroline. I'm sorry I upset you. 245 00:18:06,757 --> 00:18:10,677 I'm sorry I didn't listen to you. You were right. He's an absolute... 246 00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:14,596 jerk. I've spent the best years of my life 247 00:18:14,597 --> 00:18:17,676 married to an unreliable, shallow-minded... 248 00:18:17,677 --> 00:18:19,637 self-centred... 249 00:18:20,877 --> 00:18:22,477 jerk. 250 00:18:24,517 --> 00:18:25,556 Yes. 251 00:18:25,557 --> 00:18:27,636 What am I going to do? 252 00:18:27,637 --> 00:18:30,077 Divorce him, and not just talk about it this time. 253 00:18:30,078 --> 00:18:32,636 Sell the house, split everything. Start again. 254 00:18:32,637 --> 00:18:35,196 I can't sell this house! 'Why?' 255 00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:39,516 Because I... I've put so much into it. I've worked so hard for it. 256 00:18:39,517 --> 00:18:42,396 It's perfect. I don't want to sell... 257 00:18:42,397 --> 00:18:44,357 Anyway, I can't, because my mother... 258 00:18:44,358 --> 00:18:48,476 Actually, my mother's probably going to move out, because she's getting married. 259 00:18:48,477 --> 00:18:50,596 Your mother? Yes. 260 00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:53,756 Your mother is getting married? Who to? 261 00:18:53,757 --> 00:18:55,797 Oh, it's just... 262 00:18:58,157 --> 00:18:59,197 How sweet. 263 00:19:04,757 --> 00:19:06,357 Would you like me to come round? 264 00:19:07,357 --> 00:19:10,997 'Would you like to go for a walk? Would you like to do something?' 265 00:19:12,677 --> 00:19:14,837 Me going on about stuff a bit too much, probably... 266 00:19:16,717 --> 00:19:19,997 That's such a beautiful part of the world that you live in. 267 00:19:21,757 --> 00:19:23,476 John? John, John. 268 00:19:23,477 --> 00:19:25,837 I'm... I'm sorry. I've got to go, cos I'm at work. 269 00:19:25,838 --> 00:19:28,116 Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, no... no problem. 270 00:19:28,117 --> 00:19:29,756 Ta-ta, then. Me waxing lyrical. 271 00:19:29,757 --> 00:19:31,716 Yeah. Aw. Bye! 272 00:19:31,717 --> 00:19:34,916 Probably see you again some time anyway. Yeah, yep. 273 00:19:34,917 --> 00:19:37,077 Bye. Bye-bye. Bye. 274 00:19:42,437 --> 00:19:45,277 Sweet exotic creature. 275 00:19:57,317 --> 00:19:58,757 'So, 2 o'clock, then?' 276 00:20:01,477 --> 00:20:03,316 Jesus Christ. 277 00:20:03,317 --> 00:20:06,796 He's lit a cigarette. 'Is that very...' 278 00:20:06,797 --> 00:20:08,836 How bad is that? 279 00:20:08,837 --> 00:20:10,117 We don't smoke. 280 00:20:10,118 --> 00:20:12,116 Oh. Ah. 281 00:20:12,117 --> 00:20:15,676 And he's drinking whisky at quarter-past 11 in the morning. 282 00:20:15,677 --> 00:20:18,276 And he's listening to the... bloody Archers! 283 00:20:18,277 --> 00:20:19,317 I've got to go. 284 00:20:20,437 --> 00:20:22,557 Right, well, I'll see you at... 285 00:20:39,477 --> 00:20:42,036 You silly bitch! 286 00:20:42,037 --> 00:20:44,996 What kind of example do you think you set these boys, hm? 287 00:20:44,997 --> 00:20:49,676 Smoking! And drinking and fornicating! 288 00:20:49,677 --> 00:20:53,756 And wallowing there like some... self-indulgent tosser! 289 00:20:53,757 --> 00:20:56,596 How dare you do that? I do not want you here! 290 00:20:56,597 --> 00:21:02,276 Well, bad luck. I live here, and if I want to smoke and bring women here, then I'll bring them! 291 00:21:02,277 --> 00:21:04,476 But I don't want to bring women here! 292 00:21:04,477 --> 00:21:07,276 Because I want our marriage to work! 293 00:21:07,277 --> 00:21:10,076 You mad cow! This marriage is over! 294 00:21:10,077 --> 00:21:13,956 It is dead! It is redundant! It... it never was! 295 00:21:13,957 --> 00:21:16,636 And I do not want to waste another second of my life 296 00:21:16,637 --> 00:21:18,957 pretending it's something worth saving! 297 00:21:21,997 --> 00:21:25,196 ♪ The static from your arms 298 00:21:25,197 --> 00:21:28,556 ♪ It is a catalyst 299 00:21:28,557 --> 00:21:32,036 ♪ You're a chemical that burns 300 00:21:32,037 --> 00:21:35,677 ♪ There is nothing like this. ♪ 301 00:21:36,877 --> 00:21:39,476 If anybody had told me a few weeks ago 302 00:21:39,477 --> 00:21:42,596 that I'd be sitting up at Buckstones Ridge, 303 00:21:42,597 --> 00:21:46,596 holding hands with a man who isn't my husband, 304 00:21:46,597 --> 00:21:49,356 and who's just driven me here in his Lexus, 305 00:21:49,357 --> 00:21:52,276 I'd have thought they were pulling my leg. 306 00:21:52,277 --> 00:21:54,516 Not that I'd have ever sat anywhere 307 00:21:54,517 --> 00:21:57,077 holding hands with a man who was my husband. 308 00:21:58,157 --> 00:22:01,156 Kenneth wasn't the hand-holding sort. 309 00:22:01,157 --> 00:22:04,716 I mean, even before the trouble, 310 00:22:04,717 --> 00:22:08,876 I don't think he'd a romantic bone in his body. 311 00:22:08,877 --> 00:22:12,436 And then after, when I'd found out what a randy sod he'd been, well... 312 00:22:12,437 --> 00:22:17,677 that put the tin lid on any sort of... Anything resembling romantic. 313 00:22:19,357 --> 00:22:22,956 I mean, I stopped going anywhere with him socially. 314 00:22:22,957 --> 00:22:25,557 I mean, he didn't know who knew and who didn't. 315 00:22:26,997 --> 00:22:30,996 And I work on the principle it's always wise to assume the worst. 316 00:22:30,997 --> 00:22:33,116 I mean, it's not nice, is it? 317 00:22:33,117 --> 00:22:36,636 Folk nudging each other, going, "Ooh, that's her 318 00:22:36,637 --> 00:22:40,836 "whose husband's at it with all and sundry behind her back. 319 00:22:40,837 --> 00:22:43,196 "I wonder if she knows, poor bitch. 320 00:22:43,197 --> 00:22:46,957 "I wonder what she's not doing that's making him look elsewhere." 321 00:22:48,477 --> 00:22:50,357 So, you stop in. You don't go out. 322 00:22:53,517 --> 00:22:55,157 And your world gets smaller. 323 00:22:57,237 --> 00:22:58,837 I should have divorced him. 324 00:23:00,077 --> 00:23:02,196 But it's easy to say, with a child to bring up 325 00:23:02,197 --> 00:23:05,596 and no money of your own. And you see, I'd not worked. 326 00:23:05,597 --> 00:23:07,356 I had no career. 327 00:23:07,357 --> 00:23:10,396 I'd given up my job when Caroline was born. 328 00:23:10,397 --> 00:23:12,397 Women did in them days. 329 00:23:15,117 --> 00:23:17,157 Could have killed him one time. 330 00:23:18,557 --> 00:23:20,437 I mean, literally, I could have! 331 00:23:22,357 --> 00:23:24,436 He was decorating the kitchen. 332 00:23:24,437 --> 00:23:27,437 Painting the ceiling up a little stepladder. 333 00:23:29,077 --> 00:23:31,477 He was hopeless at anything to do with DIY. 334 00:23:33,477 --> 00:23:35,757 Anyway, he slipped and banged his head. 335 00:23:37,317 --> 00:23:42,076 He must have been out for... oh, well, no more than a second or two. 336 00:23:42,077 --> 00:23:43,876 But of course, I panicked. 337 00:23:43,877 --> 00:23:45,957 Till he came to. 338 00:23:46,957 --> 00:23:49,717 It was only afterwards I realised I'd been slow. 339 00:23:51,117 --> 00:23:54,636 And I decided if it ever happened again I'd slip a cushion over his face 340 00:23:54,637 --> 00:23:56,437 and suffocate him. 341 00:24:02,597 --> 00:24:03,996 Have I shocked you? 342 00:24:03,997 --> 00:24:05,957 No. 343 00:24:07,997 --> 00:24:09,996 Oh, God. 344 00:24:09,997 --> 00:24:12,196 I'm sorry I go on about him. 345 00:24:12,197 --> 00:24:17,557 No, no, no, no. I'm just sorry you... you had it to go through. 346 00:24:19,077 --> 00:24:23,237 I'm only telling you this so you know what sort of a woman you're marrying. 347 00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:27,517 Do you fancy a pint in a pub? 348 00:24:29,197 --> 00:24:30,717 I was thinking... Oh, aye? 349 00:24:32,277 --> 00:24:34,597 Why don't you stop tonight in Harrogate? 350 00:24:36,397 --> 00:24:39,316 Oh, I don't mean anything untoward. 351 00:24:39,317 --> 00:24:40,557 I've got a spare room. 352 00:24:40,558 --> 00:24:46,636 Only it's going to be a long haul for you otherwise, taking me back to Harrogate 353 00:24:46,637 --> 00:24:48,636 then setting off to Halifax. 354 00:24:48,637 --> 00:24:51,397 And you were up at the crack of dawn this morning. 355 00:24:54,197 --> 00:24:56,157 I'd have to buy a toothbrush. 356 00:25:11,717 --> 00:25:13,317 Raff? 357 00:25:16,837 --> 00:25:18,277 Raffy? 358 00:25:39,277 --> 00:25:41,876 Answer it. 359 00:25:41,877 --> 00:25:45,236 'I can't take your call. Leave a message and I'll ring you back.' 360 00:25:45,237 --> 00:25:47,076 Raff, it's me. 361 00:25:47,077 --> 00:25:50,396 Where are you? Just ring me or... or text me. 362 00:25:50,397 --> 00:25:51,837 I...I need to know where you are. 363 00:25:53,757 --> 00:25:56,996 I'm sorry if I've upset you. I know I've upset you. 364 00:25:56,997 --> 00:25:59,277 But I need to know that you're all right. 365 00:26:17,317 --> 00:26:19,677 Oh, shit. 366 00:26:29,517 --> 00:26:31,316 Gillian? Is Raff with you? 367 00:26:31,317 --> 00:26:32,956 He is, yeah. 368 00:26:32,957 --> 00:26:36,156 Is he all right? 369 00:26:36,157 --> 00:26:37,917 Yeah, he's absolutely fine. 370 00:26:41,477 --> 00:26:42,996 What's he said? Nothing. 371 00:26:42,997 --> 00:26:46,596 Well, can I talk to him? He's a bit busy at the minute. He's on the Xbox. 372 00:26:46,597 --> 00:26:48,396 Yeah? Well, get him off the f... 373 00:26:48,397 --> 00:26:52,636 And to be frank I don't think he'd want to talk with you. I don't know what's happened, 374 00:26:52,637 --> 00:26:55,596 other than him fighting with that dickhead, but I assume something has. 375 00:26:55,597 --> 00:26:58,996 I assume that he's finally seen the light and worked out what a mad bitch you are, 376 00:26:58,997 --> 00:27:03,116 so you know, if he wants to move in here, that's fine by me. 377 00:27:03,117 --> 00:27:07,556 I'm not keeping him here by force. Don't you dare fill his head with rubbish about me. 378 00:27:07,557 --> 00:27:10,917 Will that be everything, then? You just tell him to ring me! 379 00:27:45,037 --> 00:27:46,636 Hello? John? 380 00:27:46,637 --> 00:27:47,797 Yeah? It's Gillian. 381 00:27:49,157 --> 00:27:50,397 Alan's daughter. 382 00:27:52,717 --> 00:27:54,036 Gillian. 383 00:27:54,037 --> 00:27:56,996 Sorry I had to ring off this morning. 384 00:27:56,997 --> 00:27:59,476 Only the boss were breathing down my neck and... 385 00:27:59,477 --> 00:28:01,996 No, no, that's... I thought nothing of it. 386 00:28:01,997 --> 00:28:03,196 Good, good. 387 00:28:03,197 --> 00:28:05,317 Good. So, how's things progressing? 388 00:28:07,957 --> 00:28:11,436 Oh, she's having a little coven in the garden 389 00:28:11,437 --> 00:28:13,517 with some insipid little witch that she works with. 390 00:28:13,518 --> 00:28:15,276 Nice. 391 00:28:15,277 --> 00:28:19,916 Lawrence says she's a lesbian. God knows why Caroline's invited her here. 392 00:28:19,917 --> 00:28:21,796 You know what you said last night 393 00:28:21,797 --> 00:28:25,477 about you having this affair with this... 394 00:28:26,717 --> 00:28:27,757 Judith? 395 00:28:30,077 --> 00:28:32,917 Yeah? Well... 396 00:28:36,357 --> 00:28:38,197 I did something similar and... 397 00:28:39,357 --> 00:28:41,437 You did? Yeah, a... 398 00:28:42,797 --> 00:28:44,237 stupid, stupid thing. 399 00:28:46,917 --> 00:28:50,476 And Raff's found out, and that's what that fight was about, 400 00:28:50,477 --> 00:28:52,276 and he's gone to live with Robbie. 401 00:28:52,277 --> 00:28:55,556 That's his uncle, the policeman. 402 00:28:55,557 --> 00:28:57,917 And he's a right bastard and... 403 00:29:01,277 --> 00:29:02,796 Bollocks! 404 00:29:02,797 --> 00:29:05,636 It was exactly the same when me and Richard got divorced. 405 00:29:05,637 --> 00:29:07,717 Neither of us could afford to buy the other one out 406 00:29:07,718 --> 00:29:10,116 so we had to sell up, split everything. 407 00:29:10,117 --> 00:29:13,996 Right down the middle. Beautiful house we had. 408 00:29:13,997 --> 00:29:16,156 It was heartbreaking. 409 00:29:16,157 --> 00:29:18,836 But you find a way forward. 410 00:29:18,837 --> 00:29:21,397 I'm going to have to get proper legal advice. 411 00:29:22,957 --> 00:29:25,477 Yes, obviously. I don't know what I'm talking about. 412 00:29:27,357 --> 00:29:31,596 Don't you? I was being sarcastic. I just said I've been through exactly the same thing, 413 00:29:31,597 --> 00:29:35,277 but, yes, you should get proper legal advice. Why are you being so snippy? Why? 414 00:29:36,997 --> 00:29:38,037 What? 415 00:29:42,157 --> 00:29:45,397 My dad's got Alzheimer's. Did you know that? 416 00:29:46,797 --> 00:29:48,236 God, I'm so sorry. 417 00:29:48,237 --> 00:29:52,037 There's a million and one things you don't know about me, Caroline... 418 00:29:53,117 --> 00:29:56,396 cos you never ask, and I try not to inflict things on people 419 00:29:56,397 --> 00:29:58,476 unless I think they're actually interested, 420 00:29:58,477 --> 00:30:00,637 but I've never really had the impression that you were, 421 00:30:00,638 --> 00:30:03,156 but you just take it for granted that I'll be interested in you. 422 00:30:03,157 --> 00:30:05,476 Don't you? You offered to come round. 423 00:30:05,477 --> 00:30:08,276 Mm, but you rang me up. 424 00:30:08,277 --> 00:30:10,636 After you'd dumped me. Shh. 425 00:30:10,637 --> 00:30:14,516 You rang me up expecting me to be sympathetic, which I am. 426 00:30:14,517 --> 00:30:17,676 Not that it'll do me any good. And then you're like a man. 427 00:30:17,677 --> 00:30:20,636 You just make this decision that I haven't got a clue 428 00:30:20,637 --> 00:30:23,117 what I'm talking about even though I've been through it. 429 00:30:23,118 --> 00:30:27,156 I think you're overreacting. You're reading things... And then having a go at me last week 430 00:30:27,157 --> 00:30:30,236 for talking to someone when I was upset about what had happened. 431 00:30:30,237 --> 00:30:32,876 Someone who was sympathetic and interested. 432 00:30:32,877 --> 00:30:35,596 Michael bloody Dobson? He tried to blackmail me. 433 00:30:35,597 --> 00:30:38,277 He didn't. You'd better go. 434 00:30:40,677 --> 00:30:41,877 Am I being dismissed? 435 00:30:41,878 --> 00:30:44,437 I shouldn't have rang you up. I'm sorry I did. 436 00:30:46,597 --> 00:30:47,877 Don't say that. 437 00:30:49,877 --> 00:30:51,597 I just want you to understand... 438 00:30:54,357 --> 00:30:59,077 the effect you have on me. 439 00:31:01,637 --> 00:31:05,756 If you ring me, I'll run round here, even though I know you're not really interested in me. 440 00:31:05,757 --> 00:31:11,237 I'm not... not interested in you. 441 00:31:12,997 --> 00:31:14,037 I'm... 442 00:31:16,677 --> 00:31:18,197 I don't know what I am. I... 443 00:31:20,077 --> 00:31:23,236 You're right, I've never asked you anything about you, 444 00:31:23,237 --> 00:31:25,276 and it's not because I don't... 445 00:31:25,277 --> 00:31:28,677 It's because I'm selfish and hopeless... 446 00:31:30,117 --> 00:31:33,716 and you've been a really good friend, and I don't know how to be a good friend. 447 00:31:33,717 --> 00:31:35,837 To anyone. 448 00:31:38,317 --> 00:31:40,316 My parents never got on. 449 00:31:40,317 --> 00:31:43,436 I grew up in a house on my own with these people 450 00:31:43,437 --> 00:31:46,196 who never spoke to each other unless they had to, 451 00:31:46,197 --> 00:31:48,076 and I thought that was normal. 452 00:31:48,077 --> 00:31:51,036 And now she's met this bloke, this Alan, and he's a sweet man, 453 00:31:51,037 --> 00:31:53,716 and he thinks the world of her, and she thinks the world of him, 454 00:31:53,717 --> 00:31:55,797 and she's so different! 455 00:31:58,157 --> 00:32:01,516 And I can't help wondering if she'd been in love with my dad 456 00:32:01,517 --> 00:32:03,757 and he'd been in love with her... 457 00:32:05,117 --> 00:32:07,437 how different things would have been. 458 00:32:08,997 --> 00:32:12,196 I don't know what normal relationships are like. 459 00:32:12,197 --> 00:32:15,277 I see them, but I don't know how to do them. 460 00:32:17,157 --> 00:32:19,116 So I'm sorry. 461 00:32:19,117 --> 00:32:23,517 I'm sorry if I've hurt you or taken you for granted. 462 00:32:24,877 --> 00:32:27,796 I will endeavour not to do that... 463 00:32:27,797 --> 00:32:29,597 in the future. 464 00:32:32,677 --> 00:32:35,077 Because I do value your friendship and... 465 00:32:37,237 --> 00:32:40,877 I'm sorry if I've never said or made that clear or done what... 466 00:32:42,757 --> 00:32:45,797 normal people do to express these things. 467 00:32:48,237 --> 00:32:49,277 So, I'm sorry. 468 00:32:51,677 --> 00:32:52,717 Thank you. 469 00:32:58,277 --> 00:33:01,996 I think you've got to give yourself a break, Gillian, I really do. 470 00:33:01,997 --> 00:33:04,316 He's 16 years old. Give him a week. 471 00:33:04,317 --> 00:33:06,836 Give him a week with Robbie's microwave cooking. 472 00:33:06,837 --> 00:33:10,476 Give Robbie a week with a bloody teenager in the house. You're right. 473 00:33:10,477 --> 00:33:13,676 You know where he is. You know he's safe. OK, he's had a shock. 474 00:33:13,677 --> 00:33:16,596 He's found out his mother has sex. Get over it. 475 00:33:16,597 --> 00:33:18,716 I know, I know. It's just life, you know? 476 00:33:18,717 --> 00:33:21,156 And he has to realise that you have... 477 00:33:21,157 --> 00:33:23,436 you know, just like everyone else does, 478 00:33:23,437 --> 00:33:25,356 urges, feelings, 479 00:33:25,357 --> 00:33:27,037 and when he's an adult, he'll get it. 480 00:33:27,038 --> 00:33:29,836 He will not look back on you and make judgments. 481 00:33:29,837 --> 00:33:33,716 He just needs a little bit of time. Step back from it, Gillian. 482 00:33:33,717 --> 00:33:35,236 I know it's not easy. 483 00:33:35,237 --> 00:33:36,996 He's your boy, but, 484 00:33:36,997 --> 00:33:38,437 if you can... Yeah, yeah. 485 00:33:42,077 --> 00:33:44,156 Yeah, you're right, you're right. 486 00:33:44,157 --> 00:33:46,197 Oh, kids. 487 00:33:50,517 --> 00:33:52,957 Gosh. 488 00:33:54,157 --> 00:33:55,957 So, how's things in the garden? 489 00:33:58,517 --> 00:34:00,877 Oh, much the same. 490 00:34:55,997 --> 00:34:57,397 Oh, God! 491 00:34:59,317 --> 00:35:01,397 Paul. Jesus. 492 00:35:04,557 --> 00:35:06,997 What's happened? Paul? What? 493 00:35:08,837 --> 00:35:10,276 Who did this? 494 00:35:10,277 --> 00:35:13,756 Who did it? Was it Raff? 495 00:35:13,757 --> 00:35:15,797 Robbie? 496 00:35:17,717 --> 00:35:20,197 OK. Come on. 497 00:35:21,317 --> 00:35:22,557 Let's get you inside. 498 00:35:47,997 --> 00:35:50,077 I think we should get you up to the Princess Royal. 499 00:35:50,078 --> 00:35:51,757 I'll be all right. 500 00:35:56,917 --> 00:35:57,997 What happened? 501 00:36:04,797 --> 00:36:05,837 Darren and Gavin. 502 00:36:08,477 --> 00:36:10,677 Hayley's brothers found out I'd been at it with you 503 00:36:10,678 --> 00:36:13,717 so them and a couple of big bastards laid into me. 504 00:36:17,317 --> 00:36:19,797 So, I... I guess the engagement's off, eh?! 505 00:36:20,877 --> 00:36:23,437 You dirty sod. 506 00:36:27,837 --> 00:36:31,477 They said they was going to pour petrol over me and set me on fire. 507 00:36:33,557 --> 00:36:36,157 I believed them. 508 00:36:51,037 --> 00:36:53,517 Let Granny in. 509 00:36:56,877 --> 00:36:58,357 Thanks. 510 00:37:00,637 --> 00:37:03,636 Morning! Hi. 511 00:37:03,637 --> 00:37:06,556 Just to let you know... Oh, you're very smart. 512 00:37:06,557 --> 00:37:08,636 Me and Alan are popping over to Halifax 513 00:37:08,637 --> 00:37:11,236 to look at possible venues for the wedding. 514 00:37:11,237 --> 00:37:15,356 So I won't be here this evening. I'll be stopping over at Gillian's with Alan. 515 00:37:15,357 --> 00:37:16,716 Right. 516 00:37:16,717 --> 00:37:20,036 I'm sorry to pop over so early but you'll be going to work so... 517 00:37:20,037 --> 00:37:22,636 Brush your teeth. Where are my shoes? 518 00:37:22,637 --> 00:37:24,756 Wherever you left them. 519 00:37:24,757 --> 00:37:28,397 He's very nervous. He's got his first English paper. 520 00:37:29,837 --> 00:37:32,236 He stopped over last night, Alan. 521 00:37:32,237 --> 00:37:35,437 Yes, I assumed. I, um... saw the car. 522 00:37:36,877 --> 00:37:39,676 He was going to sleep in the spare bedroom but... 523 00:37:39,677 --> 00:37:42,676 I don't know, one thing led to another, 524 00:37:42,677 --> 00:37:46,876 and I've got a double bed and we are getting married so... 525 00:37:46,877 --> 00:37:49,237 we shared the same bed. 526 00:37:50,717 --> 00:37:51,957 OK. 527 00:37:54,157 --> 00:37:56,996 I don't know what people'll think. 528 00:37:56,997 --> 00:38:00,156 Well, good for you. I just thought, "What the hell?" 529 00:38:00,157 --> 00:38:02,156 What people? 530 00:38:02,157 --> 00:38:04,797 I don't care. Anyone. 531 00:38:05,997 --> 00:38:07,956 Right. 532 00:38:07,957 --> 00:38:11,876 As I say, it's not as though we're not getting married, cos we are, so... 533 00:38:11,877 --> 00:38:13,756 So? 534 00:38:13,757 --> 00:38:16,156 You don't mind? Me? No. 535 00:38:16,157 --> 00:38:17,197 No, of course not. 536 00:38:19,157 --> 00:38:22,157 So... It's great. 537 00:38:26,397 --> 00:38:29,036 I'm talking about sex. Yes, I realise that. 538 00:38:29,037 --> 00:38:30,916 It was marvellous. 539 00:38:30,917 --> 00:38:32,157 I'd forgotten. 540 00:38:35,117 --> 00:38:37,996 I can be quite a romantic, when push comes to shove, 541 00:38:37,997 --> 00:38:41,756 not that your dad ever appreciated that. Oh, can you not just...? 542 00:38:41,757 --> 00:38:45,156 What? Well, it's... Oh. Have I embarrassed you? 543 00:38:45,157 --> 00:38:47,556 I don't need to know. It's fine, it's fine. 544 00:38:47,557 --> 00:38:51,636 Whatever you do, it's fine, it's good. You're adults. It's... 545 00:38:51,637 --> 00:38:53,557 I thought you might be happy for me. 546 00:38:53,558 --> 00:38:56,836 I am. I am! 547 00:38:56,837 --> 00:38:58,436 I love you, you know. 548 00:38:58,437 --> 00:39:00,077 I know you do. 549 00:39:26,237 --> 00:39:28,996 I can't get through to our Gillian. 550 00:39:28,997 --> 00:39:32,517 She's not answering her mobile or anything. 551 00:39:33,837 --> 00:39:35,437 Can I get you some more tea? 552 00:39:36,997 --> 00:39:39,116 No, no. No, no, I'm fine. 553 00:39:39,117 --> 00:39:42,277 Another egg? No, thanks. 554 00:39:48,637 --> 00:39:50,516 Sorry, what did you say? 555 00:39:50,517 --> 00:39:52,637 Something about Gillian? 556 00:40:26,117 --> 00:40:27,757 Right, where to? 557 00:40:29,837 --> 00:40:31,596 I can't go home. 558 00:40:31,597 --> 00:40:35,997 My dad's chucked me out and my mam says she never wants to clap eyes on me again. 559 00:40:45,477 --> 00:40:46,917 I'm not giving you Raffy's room. 560 00:42:12,477 --> 00:42:14,116 Hello? 561 00:42:14,117 --> 00:42:17,756 John? It's Judith. What do you want? 562 00:42:17,757 --> 00:42:19,796 Er... I, um... 563 00:42:19,797 --> 00:42:21,717 You shouldn't ring this number. What if Caroline had answered it? 564 00:42:21,718 --> 00:42:23,236 Isn't she at work? 565 00:42:23,237 --> 00:42:24,477 What do you want? 566 00:42:24,478 --> 00:42:27,556 You couldn't lend me some money, could you? 567 00:42:27,557 --> 00:42:32,196 It's just that the landlord's getting... unpleasant with me 568 00:42:32,197 --> 00:42:34,316 about the rent arrears and... 569 00:42:34,317 --> 00:42:36,196 You get benefits for that. 570 00:42:36,197 --> 00:42:38,556 Yeah, yeah. 571 00:42:38,557 --> 00:42:41,316 The thing is... 572 00:42:41,317 --> 00:42:44,676 I've spent it. Oh, Jesus. 573 00:42:44,677 --> 00:42:47,917 And you don't want me turning up on your doorstep, do you? 574 00:42:51,837 --> 00:42:54,356 I must have spent hours in here when I was a kid. 575 00:42:54,357 --> 00:42:55,796 Yeah, so did I. 576 00:42:55,797 --> 00:42:58,756 I always tried to, er... wangle it 577 00:42:58,757 --> 00:43:04,036 so that we'd sit somewhere where I could gaze at you. 578 00:43:04,037 --> 00:43:06,676 You didn't? You daft article. 579 00:43:06,677 --> 00:43:08,997 You were the only thing that made it bearable. 580 00:43:10,117 --> 00:43:12,516 I hated it, church. 581 00:43:12,517 --> 00:43:15,997 I used to get so bored and miserable. 582 00:43:17,357 --> 00:43:18,397 Yeah, well. 583 00:43:19,637 --> 00:43:23,716 Mind you, it's better than all this happy-clappy stuff they have now. 584 00:43:23,717 --> 00:43:27,596 Mm? Do you want a mint? Is it? Why? At least with the happy-clappy stuff, 585 00:43:27,597 --> 00:43:29,956 people actually look like they want to be there. 586 00:43:29,957 --> 00:43:32,316 Well, it's not proper, is it? 587 00:43:32,317 --> 00:43:34,756 They have pop songs at funerals now. 588 00:43:34,757 --> 00:43:36,437 Yeah? So what? 589 00:43:37,717 --> 00:43:39,556 Pop songs at funerals? 590 00:43:39,557 --> 00:43:43,396 Religion when we were kids was all about control. 591 00:43:43,397 --> 00:43:47,196 It was about the ruling classes being hand in glove with the Church 592 00:43:47,197 --> 00:43:51,997 to keep the ordinary hard-working people terrified of having a mind of their own. 593 00:43:53,077 --> 00:43:54,477 Was it hell?! No, it was. 594 00:43:54,478 --> 00:43:56,637 You think about it. 595 00:43:58,437 --> 00:44:00,196 I won't get into a debate. 596 00:44:00,197 --> 00:44:03,156 Why shouldn't you have a pop song at a funeral 597 00:44:03,157 --> 00:44:08,236 if it's something that you've liked, something that's meant something to you? 598 00:44:08,237 --> 00:44:11,517 Pop songs are for... for discos and pubs and social clubs. 599 00:44:14,357 --> 00:44:16,236 In church you sing hymns. 600 00:44:16,237 --> 00:44:17,556 Pop songs at funerals 601 00:44:17,557 --> 00:44:22,796 are about ordinary folk celebrating whatever, in their own way, 602 00:44:22,797 --> 00:44:26,956 not accepting what's inflicted on them by people in high places, 603 00:44:26,957 --> 00:44:30,197 who just want to keep everybody frightened and miserable. 604 00:44:31,197 --> 00:44:34,836 Well... 605 00:44:34,837 --> 00:44:39,357 some people need people in high places to tell them what's what now and again. 606 00:44:41,357 --> 00:44:44,837 You're going to tell me next you voted for Margaret Thatcher. 607 00:44:45,837 --> 00:44:49,396 Well, you can't have liked Michael Foot? 608 00:44:49,397 --> 00:44:51,117 In his anorak at the Cenotaph? 609 00:44:52,597 --> 00:44:54,996 A very intelligent man, Michael Foot. 610 00:44:54,997 --> 00:44:56,996 Oh, he can't have been that intelligent 611 00:44:56,997 --> 00:45:00,436 or he wouldn't have gone around looking like a scarecrow. 612 00:45:00,437 --> 00:45:02,437 I didn't dislike Tony Blair... Oh! 613 00:45:03,957 --> 00:45:06,156 Until he muckied his ticket in Iraq. 614 00:45:06,157 --> 00:45:10,316 Now, Gordon Brown, there's a much-maligned man. 615 00:45:10,317 --> 00:45:12,916 Gordon Brown? Mm. 616 00:45:12,917 --> 00:45:16,916 Trying to get everybody to like him, with his phoney grin? 617 00:45:16,917 --> 00:45:18,956 And he's Scottish. 618 00:45:18,957 --> 00:45:21,516 Now, there's an unassailable political argument! 619 00:45:21,517 --> 00:45:24,396 Well, it hardly needs pointing out he buggered up the economy. 620 00:45:24,397 --> 00:45:25,836 No, he didn't. 621 00:45:25,837 --> 00:45:28,476 He did not. He had vision. 622 00:45:28,477 --> 00:45:31,676 Oh, God. I can see this is a subject we're going to have to avoid. 623 00:45:31,677 --> 00:45:34,996 No, don't worry, I'll teach you. You damn well won't. 624 00:45:34,997 --> 00:45:36,917 Yeah, we'll buy you a copy of the Guardian. 625 00:45:36,918 --> 00:45:39,676 You can keep your Guardian. 626 00:45:39,677 --> 00:45:43,476 I thought I spotted a Daily Mail lurking in your recycling bin. 627 00:45:43,477 --> 00:45:46,316 What's wrong with the Daily Mail? What's wrong with it? 628 00:45:46,317 --> 00:45:47,996 What's right with it? 629 00:45:47,997 --> 00:45:51,716 Do you know, I'd never have had you down for red-hot Labour. 630 00:45:51,717 --> 00:45:54,956 I thought you had more about you. 631 00:45:54,957 --> 00:45:58,156 Do you know, the good thing about David Cameron 632 00:45:58,157 --> 00:46:01,236 is that even he knows he's an arse! 633 00:46:01,237 --> 00:46:04,076 No, every time he opens his mouth, you can see him thinking, 634 00:46:04,077 --> 00:46:08,996 "I was born an arse, I'll die an arse, but at least I know I'm an arse." 635 00:46:08,997 --> 00:46:13,036 You've suddenly got very coarse, Mr Buttershaw. 636 00:46:13,037 --> 00:46:17,476 So, what will you be walking down the aisle to, then? Mm? 637 00:46:17,477 --> 00:46:20,677 Jerusalem? Rule Britannia? 638 00:46:22,677 --> 00:46:24,477 The Arrival Of The Queen Of Sheba. 639 00:46:27,797 --> 00:46:28,837 What? 640 00:46:30,597 --> 00:46:31,637 What? 641 00:46:33,357 --> 00:46:35,236 No, no, that's... 642 00:46:35,237 --> 00:46:37,356 What?! 643 00:46:37,357 --> 00:46:38,757 It's very appropriate! 644 00:46:41,317 --> 00:46:43,317 Mm, I'd turn up for that. 645 00:46:44,317 --> 00:46:49,196 I can see how I'm going to have to re-educate you, Alan Buttershaw. 646 00:46:49,197 --> 00:46:52,996 Does that mean I get to choose the music we walk out to? 647 00:46:52,997 --> 00:46:54,596 Hell, no. 648 00:46:54,597 --> 00:46:56,316 It's become screamingly obvious 649 00:46:56,317 --> 00:46:58,997 I can't trust you any further than I could chuck you. 650 00:47:01,277 --> 00:47:03,236 Hey. 651 00:47:03,237 --> 00:47:06,516 I forgot we're in church. We've been swearing like troopers. 652 00:47:06,517 --> 00:47:08,997 Well, we'd better find t'vicar, then. 653 00:47:10,437 --> 00:47:12,036 If this is what you want. 654 00:47:12,037 --> 00:47:15,516 Well, not if you think I'm oppressing the masses. 655 00:47:15,517 --> 00:47:19,156 Oh, it'll be worth oppressing the masses for half an hour or so 656 00:47:19,157 --> 00:47:22,357 to see you arriving like the Queen of Sheba. 657 00:47:26,157 --> 00:47:28,116 I hope it isn't a woman. 658 00:47:28,117 --> 00:47:29,676 Who? 659 00:47:29,677 --> 00:47:31,717 The vicar. 660 00:47:37,037 --> 00:47:40,797 If you're insisting on a Saturday slot, you're looking at four... 661 00:47:43,437 --> 00:47:44,597 five months away. 662 00:47:47,437 --> 00:47:49,557 I think sooner rather than later. Mm. 663 00:47:52,517 --> 00:47:53,917 Are either of you divorced? 664 00:47:53,918 --> 00:47:54,957 No. No, no. 665 00:47:56,357 --> 00:47:57,637 Widowed. 666 00:47:59,117 --> 00:48:01,997 And you're both regular churchgoers, obviously? 667 00:48:04,677 --> 00:48:06,397 Well, we have been in the past. 668 00:48:08,837 --> 00:48:09,877 Hm. 669 00:48:11,477 --> 00:48:14,636 So, you're not regular churchgoers now? 670 00:48:14,637 --> 00:48:16,477 Not... No. 671 00:48:17,557 --> 00:48:19,997 When did you last go to church? 672 00:48:21,277 --> 00:48:22,637 Er... Christmas? 673 00:48:23,677 --> 00:48:25,636 19...oh, er... 674 00:48:25,637 --> 00:48:27,117 77? 675 00:48:28,197 --> 00:48:30,956 What about you, 676 00:48:30,957 --> 00:48:33,476 Mrs Dawson? About the same. 677 00:48:33,477 --> 00:48:34,716 Mm. 678 00:48:34,717 --> 00:48:39,076 So, why do you want God's blessing, 679 00:48:39,077 --> 00:48:40,637 if you don't go to church? 680 00:48:42,237 --> 00:48:44,437 I'm just interested. 681 00:48:49,757 --> 00:48:51,357 We thought he might like the trade. 682 00:49:04,277 --> 00:49:07,276 Miserable bitch! 683 00:49:07,277 --> 00:49:09,917 I mean, no wonder folk don't go. 684 00:49:12,397 --> 00:49:15,436 Oh, we could live over t'brush. 685 00:49:15,437 --> 00:49:18,076 Ah, but then you wouldn't be Mrs Buttershaw. 686 00:49:18,077 --> 00:49:22,716 No, and I fancy having a do. I want to buy a hat. 687 00:49:22,717 --> 00:49:26,196 Oh, we could find another vicar. I bet they're not all like that. 688 00:49:26,197 --> 00:49:30,236 No, she's put me off. That's it, now, with me and the Church. End of. 689 00:49:30,237 --> 00:49:33,036 Good night, Vienna. I've left the building. 690 00:49:33,037 --> 00:49:35,116 Well, where would you like to get wed? 691 00:49:35,117 --> 00:49:38,556 Cos, I mean, you can get wed anywhere now, you know. 692 00:49:38,557 --> 00:49:39,877 Oh, somewhere classy. 693 00:49:41,757 --> 00:49:42,797 Oh, yeah. 694 00:49:43,957 --> 00:49:45,516 South Ouram Hall. 695 00:49:45,517 --> 00:49:47,516 South Ouram Hall. 696 00:49:47,517 --> 00:49:49,877 Oh, I used to love South Ouram Hall. 697 00:49:50,997 --> 00:49:53,956 Is it still there? Yeah, yeah, far as I know. 698 00:49:53,957 --> 00:49:55,277 They've not mucked it up? 699 00:49:55,278 --> 00:49:59,037 No, I think it's just as creepy as it ever were. 700 00:50:43,317 --> 00:50:47,357 What's he doing here? It's my house. 701 00:50:49,397 --> 00:50:51,236 Slapper. 702 00:50:51,237 --> 00:50:54,036 Yeah, whatever. 703 00:50:54,037 --> 00:50:56,957 What do you mean? Is this what...? 704 00:50:58,717 --> 00:51:00,037 You and him? 705 00:51:02,517 --> 00:51:05,757 Right. I'm off upstairs to get the rest of my stuff. 706 00:51:07,957 --> 00:51:08,997 I'll be outside. 707 00:51:10,397 --> 00:51:13,237 You really do need your head examined. 708 00:51:32,157 --> 00:51:33,197 Ah! Ah! 709 00:51:35,477 --> 00:51:38,317 Oh! Oh! 710 00:51:44,397 --> 00:51:46,477 Hello? Shop? 711 00:51:51,797 --> 00:51:55,116 What, nobody about? No, doesn't look like it. 712 00:51:55,117 --> 00:51:56,717 Hello? 713 00:52:01,077 --> 00:52:02,277 Hello? 714 00:52:06,637 --> 00:52:08,797 Hello? 715 00:52:22,677 --> 00:52:25,556 My cousin Alice saw a ghost here once. 716 00:52:25,557 --> 00:52:28,676 Where? Er... upstairs. 717 00:52:28,677 --> 00:52:31,356 What was it like? 718 00:52:31,357 --> 00:52:32,957 A woman. 719 00:52:49,757 --> 00:52:51,076 Don't go. 720 00:52:51,077 --> 00:52:53,796 I can't chuck him out. He's got nowhere else to go. 721 00:52:53,797 --> 00:52:56,397 I'll... I'll go. You can't! You... You can't. 722 00:53:04,637 --> 00:53:06,677 Don't. 723 00:53:27,157 --> 00:53:29,637 I...I think it were this room. 724 00:53:43,797 --> 00:53:46,076 Er... she came through that door. 725 00:53:46,077 --> 00:53:48,516 She walked across here... 726 00:53:48,517 --> 00:53:51,277 and disappeared through that wall. 727 00:53:52,237 --> 00:53:54,797 Ooh. 728 00:54:04,917 --> 00:54:06,277 Shall we go? 729 00:54:08,197 --> 00:54:10,957 Power cut. Let's go. 730 00:54:23,877 --> 00:54:24,917 Oh! 731 00:54:30,677 --> 00:54:32,436 Hello? Is anybody there? 732 00:54:32,437 --> 00:54:34,436 Hello? 733 00:54:34,437 --> 00:54:35,917 Hello? Telephone. 734 00:54:40,197 --> 00:54:42,317 I've got no reception. Neither have I. 735 00:55:00,797 --> 00:55:02,277 What the... 736 00:55:07,917 --> 00:55:10,197 Oh... No... 737 00:55:25,557 --> 00:55:28,356 Do you think anyone's realised that we're missing? 738 00:55:28,357 --> 00:55:31,516 I just worry about my dad having his pills on him for his heart. 739 00:55:31,517 --> 00:55:33,556 There's somebody up there. 740 00:55:33,557 --> 00:55:35,917 How do you know he hasn't taken her to some hotel 741 00:55:35,918 --> 00:55:38,196 for a wild night of nudge-nudge, wink-wink? 742 00:55:38,197 --> 00:55:39,916 Where the hell are they? 743 00:55:39,917 --> 00:55:44,316 Why's the car there and them not in it? You still have to stay sober long enough 744 00:55:44,317 --> 00:55:48,116 to actually get it down in black and white. Piss off! Do you think they're dead? 745 00:55:48,117 --> 00:55:51,036 What were you doing with that dipstick? Did you torch my Land Rover? 746 00:55:51,037 --> 00:55:55,477 I'm not living with you while you're having it off with someone else. Well, you know where the door is. 747 00:55:55,879 --> 00:56:26,820 Subtitles by MemoryOnSmells http://UKsubtitles.ru.